- 'shear' terror for this unhappy camper!

     ...we all know that the have-sex-and-die rule is followed fervently by nearly all movie maniacs. And Cropsy's hackle's are definitely raised by the site of two horny teens going for it hammer-and-nails in a green sleeping bag. The girl is quickly offed- we never do find out how, but I'd guess shears came into it somewhere! The boy, on finding his slain friend, is given a bloody tracheotomy at the end of Cropsy's gleaming garden implement.... Again, sorry for the murky shots- wish some more of these things took place in the sunlight!

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