Easy impaler (The Bikers get it): Jason finds himself in luck finding multiple pitchforks in the barn which he uses to dispatch a couple of the bikers that invade his space. A useful bit of practice for him in case he was feeling a little rusty.
	I think I've got something in my eye! (Vera gets it): Jason- ever the fashion cop, lets Vera know what he thinks of her slack necked red sweater by scoring a bullseye (literally) with Shelley's harpoon gun.
	My what a big chopper you've got there! (Andy gets it): Jason gets the upper hand by taking advantage of a teen's irritating handwalking habit- resulting in perhaps the unkindest cut of all!
	Reading Fangoria can damage your health: (Debbie gets it): Teachers and parents up and down the country must have been rubbing their hands with glee thinking this would be a good example of what would happen to us if we continued to read this little gore mag.
	Life's like a game of poker- and you lose! (Chilli gets it): Jason was probably the last thing this stoner needed to see- talk about your freakouts! Ever resourceful Jason whips a red hot poker out of the fire and puts an end to her bad trip.
	The further adventures of Popeye (Rick gets it): I wonder if you can spot the difference between the real Rick's head and the model one... hmmm. I'm sure this poptastic gore effect, as Jason squashes his head between his bare hands, had 'em reeling in the aisles in the film's original 3D format.

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