Now,
don't get me wrong, I think it's great that lots of Euro titles are
getting exhaustively researched, lovingly assembled uncut releases on
DVD; with pristine new prints and every effort to include every frame
that was shot. Hell, I think it's great what Anchor Bay have been doing
with such stellar titles as Argento's
DEEP
RED and Sergio Martino's brutal TORSO. No, that isn't where
I've got a bone to pick. Where I have got a bone to pick is with
the treatment some our beloved early 80's slashers have been getting
when it comes to releases on this relatively new format. I guess, really,
it ain't that surprising, the humble slasher movie has long been the
whipping boy of the horror genre; studios and horror snobs have long
put the sub-genre down. I want to see some change, and I'm guessing
that, if you're reading this, odds on you do too.
Now,
I'm not going to argue for a director's cut of DON'T GO INTO THE
WOODS...ALONE! (let's face it- who in their right mind would?!),
but, due to a multitude of reasons, there are some bonefide slasher
movie classics out there which either have not made it onto those silver
discs, or, if they have, find themselves given dreadfully inadequate
releases.
For
instance, the FRIDAY films look absolutely incredible on DVD;
seeing PART 2 for the first time in all its wide-screen glory
was something of a revelation. However, what do Paramount give us to
accompany
this
momentous event? All that we can hope for is one lousy trailer (OK,
so the trailer ain't lousy at all but I'm trying to make a point here)-
and even the fact that, as one friend of mine pointed out that listening
to the French language track can be fun for a while (Madam Voorhees
anyone? Plus, as he pointed out, Jason is called 'Jackie' in the first
film for some bizarre reason)- anyway, I digress. Why are the films
just the R-rated versions? All, yes all, of them have suffered
snippage at the behest of the MPAA. So, do we get to see any reinstated
footage (like the fabulous sounding alternate ending to FRIDAY 3,
where the divinely cheesy Dana Kimmell looses her head, quite literally)?
Do we 'eck! Hidden away in the vaults of the Paramount studio are, I'm
sure, lots of juicy snippets, and I for one want to see them reinstated-
now!
And
it isn't just the FRIDAY's that suffer at the hands of whimpish
studios. If you've ever watched THE
BURNING's
uncut raft teen slaughter bonanza as it was meant to be seen, you'll
know that the often censored footage just doesn't, er, cut it (if you
haven't check it out here).
And how about MY BLOODY VALENTINE? A classic early 80's teen
shocker, to be sure- but it could be that much more bloodier if the
MPAA cuts were reinstated on a special DVD edition.
There
are some pretty good DVD releases already out, but they tend to be of
films that aren't owned by major studios. What I want to see are the
major studios treating these flicks with a bit of respect. I want to
see trailers - posters - commentaries - tv footage - radio spots - deleted
scenes - and, most important of all, I want to see them uncut. Who's
with me?
Hopefully
this section will expand and be full of good news of imminent releases-
keep your fingers crossed.
What I do hope to
do is to take a bit of an in-depth look at some of these films, and
the state the censor left them in. If you have any news, or any pictures
of footage that hit the cuttting room floor then please get in touch
with me.
To Kick things off
here's a look at how the MPAA mauled MY BLOODY VALENTINE, a film
still, unfortunately, owned by Paramount (drat!). Ooh, at all the gooey
pictures of footage that didn't make it to
the
final cut, and thrill to the news that the hunt for an uncut print may
not be as hopeless as previously thought (click on the banner to find
out more) ...